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FanFic - "GCRU In Oz"
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FanFic - "GCRU In Oz"
This story was written by Argy, on behalf of "Gay Cartoons 'R Us", from the "alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead" newsgroup. He's been asking for it (hehheh).
Here is an excerpt from the newsgroup, followed by the story.
Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:
>
> yeh let's have some more of those gay fanfics, Gary ;)
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> I've been away for a while.. I had to watch the cartoon nutwork
> 20 hours a day, to monitor for any new gay cartoon characters..
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> I suspect Snagglepuss is a little light in the loafers... ;)
> And I think Yogi and Boo-boo had it goin' on :)
"Gay Cartoons 'R' Us in Oz"
A FanFic By Gary M.
Gay Cartoons 'R' Us (henceforth known as GCRU) is sitting on the couch watching the cartoon channel...
GCRU: "mehheh... gay, gay, they're ALL gay!!! mehheh hehheh
Meanwhile, a giant gay tornado is weaving it's way towards the house. Moments later, a window blows in, hitting him on the head. He sits back up and looks out the window and sees many cartoon characters swirling by in the wind involved in various gay acts.
GCRU: "Crap...I don't wanna see this...I was just trolling...I wasn't really serious..."
The house crashes down and everything is silent. GCRU opens the door and walks out into the colorful land of cartoons. Cartoon versions of people from the newsgroup are standing there.
GCRU: "Uhhhh...where am I?"
Cartoon Gary M.: "You are in cartoonland and all the cartoon characters are here to kick your ass for saying they're gay"
Cartoon Ritalin Boy: "Yeah, like, I'm gonna put you on my next Buttland's Most Wanted page if you don't stop this crap"
Cartoon Baz of the West: "I'm gonna follow you and kick your ass no matter what you do!"
Cartoon Scott Trudeau: "Just follow the yellow brick road or I will kick your ass...whoa... that would be cool...."
GCRU starts following the yellow brick road (which is cool because Elton John IS gay). Soon, he comes to a crossroads and Snagglepus is there:
GCRU: "uhhhh...which way should I go?"
Snagglepus: "After I kick your ass, even, you should exit stage right"
He soon comes to Yogi and BooBoo
Yogi: "Hey BooBoo, let's find a pic-a-nic basket"
BooBoo: "OK Yogi, but let's kick this guys ass first, he called us gay"
GCRU soon arrives at the palace of Oz and goes in...
"Pay no attention to the dude spanking his monkey behind the curtain!"
Much later, after encountering many more cartoon characters, GCRU arrives at the castle of Baz of the West.
Cartoon Baz: " NOW, I will kick your butt! My little pretty!"
GCRU pees his pants in fear, some of the water gets on Baz, and she starts melting...
Soldier: "You killed Baz...now she won't be in the newsgroup again... let's get him guys!!!!"
GCRU runs away and instantly finds himself in the middle of a field, surrounded by all the cartoon characters ever made...
Butt-head: "Hey dude...uhhhh, I'm gonna have to hurt you"
Beavis: "Cool Butt-head, kick his ass!!!"
Elroy (from the Jetsons): "If you ever call me gay, I'll shove a Spacely Sprocket up your ass!"
Astro (in AOL mode): " Rheah...Rheee rhoooo"
Tom Anderson: "Hey GCRU if you think I'm gay, maybe I'll just stop over for a beer sometime and..."
GCRU: "NOOOOOooooooo!!!!!!!"
Just then, Mighty Mouse swoops in low and hits GCRU in the nads as he flys between his legs.
GCRU: "OK, OK...I'm sorry...I won't ever call you guys gay again... I just wanna go home..."
Daria (as the good witch) appears and says:
Daria: "Just spank your monkey 3 times and say I wanna go home..."
Moments later, GCRU wakes up on the couch in his own house. He is surrounded by all the people in the BnB newsgroup...
EEK!: "Whoa, glad you're awake...we were worried about you"
GCRU: " Yeah, and I've learned a valuable lesson today..."
He pauses for a moment...then...
GCRU: "They're all gay...gay, GAY, GAY...the GAYEST in the UNIVERSE...GAYER THAN GAY!!!!.............."
Copyright Held By Gary M.
Reprinted By His Kind Permission
Originally published in "alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead"
This FanFic dedicated to all past & present posters in the newsgroup "alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead", especially my fellow veterans of the famous Meow Wars - "Meow Meow Henrietta Pussycat Meow Meow"
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